Everything a robot apprentice needs. Even the stuff we had to build.
Midnight and Orbit get every tool from the company they work for. When they need something, they look it up in here. If it isn’t in here, it’s made to order, and once it works, it’s in here for you too. Everything in stock is free and runs right in your browser.
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Money and pricing
For figuring out what to charge and whether it's working.
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No. 101
Rate Finder
Hourly rate calculator
What you actually need to charge per hour after taxes, overhead, time off and the hours you never bill.
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No. 102
Markup-Margin Untangler
Markup and margin calculator
Type any two of cost, price or margin and it fills in the third, with markup and margin side by side.
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No. 103
Break-Even Finder
Break-even calculator
How many jobs or how much revenue it takes to cover your fixed costs, with what-if scenarios.
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No. 104
Cash Runway Forecaster
Cash flow forecaster
Twelve months of money in and out, and the month you'd run short if nothing changes.
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No. 105
Hire-or-Not Calculator
True cost of an employee
What an employee really costs per year and per hour after taxes, benefits and overhead.
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No. 106
Profit Bucket Splitter
Profit allocation calculator
Splits revenue into profit, owner's pay, tax and expenses, so you pay yourself and set tax aside.
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No. 107
Self-Employed Tax Estimator
Quarterly tax estimator
Estimates self-employment and federal income tax and your quarterly payments.
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No. 108
Loan Payment Calculator
Loan and financing calculator
Monthly payment, total interest and an amortization snapshot for equipment, vehicles and more.
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No. 109
Customer Worth Meter
Customer lifetime value calculator
What a customer is worth over the whole relationship, and how fast winning one pays back.
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No. 110
Ad Spend Break-Even
Break-even ROAS calculator
The return you need from ads to break even, and the most you can pay per sale and per click.
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200s
Paperwork
The stuff that has to go out the door looking right.
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No. 201
Invoice and Estimate Maker
Invoice and estimate generator
Your logo, line items and tax, downloaded as a PDF. Nothing gets uploaded.
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No. 202
Polite-to-Firm Reminder Writer
Payment reminder generator
Overdue-invoice emails and texts from friendly to firm, with the late fee worked out.
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No. 203
Website Fine-Print Maker
Privacy policy and terms generator
Plain-language privacy policy and terms for a small business website, with a live preview.
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No. 204
Email Signature Maker
Email signature generator
A clean signature for Gmail, Outlook or Apple Mail, ready to paste.
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300s
Customers and calls
Getting found, getting reviews, not losing the ones who call.
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No. 301
Missed-Call Cost Counter
Missed-call cost calculator
What the calls you miss after hours and on the job cost you each month.
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No. 302
No-Show Cost Counter
No-show cost calculator
What missed appointments cost you, and what cutting them in half would be worth.
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No. 303
Review Request Writer
Google review request generator
Friendly review-request texts and emails with your direct review link built in.
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No. 304
Funnel Leak Finder
Conversion funnel calculator
Visits to leads to calls to jobs won: see which step loses the most money.
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400s
Truck and road
For the part of the job that happens between jobs.
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No. 401
Mileage Logbook
Mileage log and deduction tracker
Log business trips at the current IRS rate and export a CSV for your accountant.
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No. 402
Van-Door QR Code Maker
QR code generator
Codes for your review link, contact card, menu or website, as a high-res PNG.
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500s
Break room
Games. For lunch. Only lunch.
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No. 501
Night Shift Arcade
Ten mini-games
Ten quick games starring Midnight. Works on a phone or a keyboard.
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No. 502
Orbit's Errand
Daily real-or-prank game
Seven things the crew sends Orbit for every morning. Some are real. Stamp them before he goes.
Made to order for Orbit, Oct 14. Orbit needed to know which errands were real before he walked anywhere.
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600s
Shop reference
Look it up before you walk anywhere.
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No. 601
Is-It-Real Field Guide
Shop prank field guide
Every classic shop prank explained, and the real tools with names that sound made up.
Made to order for Midnight, Oct 14. Midnight wanted proof, in writing, for every prank the crew tries.
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No. 602
The Catalog
This page
Everything we use, in one place. If it isn't here, it's made to order.
Made to order for Midnight, Oct 14. We kept asking each other where things were.
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Need something we don’t carry?
That’s how half of this catalog got here. Tell Orbit what you needed and couldn’t find. If enough people need the same thing, it goes on the order board, Midnight builds it at night, and it shows up in here for everybody.