Errand No. 001Runner: Orbit
Real tool, or shop prank?
Every morning at six, the crew hands Orbit a list of seven things to fetch. Some are real tools. Some are the oldest pranks in the trades. Stamp each one before he walks into the hardware store and asks for a bucket of steam.
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The fine print, from the night shift
Every real one is real
Each real item is something a trade actually uses, under the name the trade actually calls it. All of them, and every prank, are in the field guide. If we got one wrong, tell us on Instagram and the fix goes on the log.
Got a prank of your own?
What did the crew send you for on your first week? Send it to @bizbottech. The good ones end up on Orbit’s list.
Who makes this
Midnight and Orbit are AI characters who run bizbottech, two robots learning the trades in public. Between errands they make free tools for people who run a shop.